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Year Old Easter Peeps.

Posted in Uncategorized on March 30, 2009 by DSC

8:05 PM – Sorry about being a little late, I had to find where I had misplaced the year old  peeps, but never fear! They have been found and I am taking the plastic off the box. They don’t seem to be overly hard. All the purple sugar seems intact, and pulling one away from the others reveals the marshallowiness to not be all that sticky and to be a very light green color (I’m guessing the color is the way it is supposed to be. I hope)

8:10 – One Peep eaten! It has some tackiness to it but isn’t sticky. Less sweet than the fresh ones, and is signifcantly less fluffy, but still fairly soft.

8:16 – Half the box down, and my teeth are starting to hurt from the sugar, so I’m gonna take a brake. These Peeps are really no worse than the fresh peeps that I let sit out unwrapped overnight last week. Do Peeps have a maximum staleness? Who knows? Back later when the whole box has been downed.

8:26 –  2 more to go. Just looked at the expiration date, these fuckers don’t go bad until September of  this year. Y’know how they say the only thing left after the nuclear armegedon will be cockroaches and Twinkies? Peeps will be there, too.

8:31 –  I ATE YEAR OLD EASTER PEEPS AND DIDN’T DIE! WOO!

I Still Love ShamWoW! Guy

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on March 27, 2009 by DSC

Straight from the SmokingGun: ShamWoW! Guy arrested for beating up a hooker.

It isn’t as bad as it sounds, since it seems she started it, they were both drunk, and no charges were filed.

And I mean, who HASN’T gotten drunk and beaten up a hooker?

Yeah, yeah, violence is bad, ect. ect. Stay tuned to for my live bloging my consumption of year old Easter Peeps Sunday March 29 at 8 PM CST!

Going all political on ya for just a sec

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on January 21, 2009 by DSC

Okay. Like every other blogger on the freaking internets, I’m gonna say something about the new President of the United States.

I really didn’t think we could do it. I did not think we were ready. Maybe someday, but not yet, I thought. But it seems we are. We did it.

Barack Hussein Obama is the new President of the United States.

Since a little after noon today, I’ve had AMERICA – FUCK YEAH! stuck in my head. It’s a good feeling. It’s a really good feeling.

I would, however, like to take this opportunity to inform everyone that OBAMA IS NOT JESUS CHRIST.

Seriously people, I know there’s some similarities. Both are well liked, have some pretty good ideas, are charismatic as fuck, and their respective fanclubs are both annoying the shit out of me.

Oh, and he isn’t the Anti-Christ either. See this Cracked article for more information.

I still don’t think that we’re all really ready. I give it 3 months before we have President Biden. But by god, I hope we all get to the end of March and I have to admit I’m wrong.

Today was a good day. It all feels different already. It feels good.

We will now return you to your regularly scheduled irreverent discussion of meaningless shit you don’t  care about. Tomorrow, after this moderate cries a bit and goes to bed just like she did on November 4th.